Record and Reverie

I read an article last summer
Was told by some friends on IRC
This thing was funny yet sad
Just read it, and you will see

It covered a topic of great interest
Relations with the opposite sex
Perhaps it could explain the question
“Why do I end up among the rejects?”

Each attempt has the same result
In the end it make me quite weary
At least it is starting to make sense
All thanks to ladder theory

Girls are complex with two rankings
Just get one the right one
Because you can’t change over
No matter what you have done

Now this theory explains much
But there is one thing left out
A circumstance in which I fall
Who’s value to the author I doubt

Among those not of Christ
Much of this theory holds true
But those are not the ones I seek
But those with a different view

After all is said and done
I am still left without a clue
Why do I always hear a “no”
From those I try to pursue

The only question that remains:
Do I keep trying to make a start
Or should I just sit and wait
Until God changes her heart